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Rancocas Valley’s Battle of the Bands Tore the Roof Off
Rancocas Valley’s Battle of the Bands wasn’t just a school concert—it was a full-blown eruption of talent, heart, and raw energy. Nine acts brought the crowd to its feet with everything from acoustic duets to improvised chaos, from tearjerkers to mosh-ready riffs. These weren’t just students performing—they were artists arriving.

Rat Sauce Burned the Damn House Down: A Field Report from the Front Lines of Punk’s Revival
Bordentown, New Jersey. Not exactly the epicenter of anything but Wawa runs and sun-bleached nostalgia. But tonight, in the fluorescent-lit bowels of Bordentown High School — yes, a goddamn high school auditorium with a functioning PA — something is happening. Something violent and ecstatic and real.

In Shivan We Trust: A Teenage Metal Mass in a Jersey Auditorium
Bordentown High School shouldn’t be the setting for a religious awakening. But here we are. Fluorescent lights humming above a polished auditorium stage, red curtains drawn back like a velvet portal to hell. Rows of rigid seating packed with the unsuspecting faithful—parents, teens, teachers, punk kids with chipped black nail polish and metalheads in Carcass shirts.