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Spiral Shades: Riffs Across a Wire That Should’ve Snapped by Now
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Spiral Shades: Riffs Across a Wire That Should’ve Snapped by Now

They’re continents apart. Mumbai. Vennesla. Two rooms, two climates, no shared time zone, no shared breath. Just a signal dragging riffs through lag and latency, pressed flat and grainy through inboxes and cables that probably weren’t built to carry this kind of weight. But it works. Somehow. It still works. And that’s the part that gets under your skin.

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Year of the Rabbit: The Middle Finger Between Worlds
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Year of the Rabbit: The Middle Finger Between Worlds

There’s a very specific kind of ghost that haunts post-’90s alt rock—bands caught between the death of the major label gold rush and the digital Wild West that followed. Year of the Rabbit is one of those bands, not a bridge but a brick thrown across the chasm. A flare in the fog. The kind of record that disappears in real time and still manages to leave scars.

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Rancocas Valley’s Battle of the Bands Tore the Roof Off
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Rancocas Valley’s Battle of the Bands Tore the Roof Off

Rancocas Valley’s Battle of the Bands wasn’t just a school concert—it was a full-blown eruption of talent, heart, and raw energy. Nine acts brought the crowd to its feet with everything from acoustic duets to improvised chaos, from tearjerkers to mosh-ready riffs. These weren’t just students performing—they were artists arriving.

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BOB LOG III: BOOB SCOTCH & SLIDE GUITAR DEBAUCHERY
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BOB LOG III: BOOB SCOTCH & SLIDE GUITAR DEBAUCHERY

Bob Log III doesn’t play shows. He commits musical arson. One man, one guitar, one boot, one helmet, and a phone receiver duct-taped to his face like a CB radio from hell, barking transmissions from the last real dive bar in the universe. He is the bastard child of a juke joint and a demolition derby. You don’t discover him—you survive him.

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Shudder to Think – Pony Express Record
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Shudder to Think – Pony Express Record

It sounds like a dare. Like a prank pulled on Epic Records’ A&R department in 1994—“Let’s sign these D.C. freaks who sound like Queen on dissociatives and see what happens.” What happened was Pony Express Record, a twisted, glittered monolith of broken pop and math-punk dementia that sounds less like a collection of songs and more like a sonic skin condition. You don’t listen to it, you wear it. And it itches.

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Rye Coalition – Jersey Girls: Swagger as a Bloodsport
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Rye Coalition – Jersey Girls: Swagger as a Bloodsport

There’s a kind of confidence you can’t fake. The kind that doesn’t beg to be liked, doesn’t audition for your playlist. It walks into the bar, steals your drink, and tells a better story than you ever could—all while tuning a busted guitar. That’s Jersey Girls. Not a statement, not a breakthrough. A flex.

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The Gravity of Failure
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The Gravity of Failure

There were never any flowers for Failure. But with Fantastic Planet, they made the kind of record that haunts the air long after the transmission ends. Like Ken Andrews and Greg Edwards didn’t craft these songs—they found them buried under reactor ash and starlight, humming faintly through lead walls.

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In Shivan We Trust: A Teenage Metal Mass in a Jersey Auditorium
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In Shivan We Trust: A Teenage Metal Mass in a Jersey Auditorium

Bordentown High School shouldn’t be the setting for a religious awakening. But here we are. Fluorescent lights humming above a polished auditorium stage, red curtains drawn back like a velvet portal to hell. Rows of rigid seating packed with the unsuspecting faithful—parents, teens, teachers, punk kids with chipped black nail polish and metalheads in Carcass shirts.

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